Don't cry for me Argentina!Great! Thanks to South Carolina governor Mark Sanford, the next time I head off on the Appalachian Trail for a few days my wife will be checking to see if I have Yerba tea stains on my teeth when I return. Luckily for me the last and only time I was in Argentina was with my wife! And she has joined me on the AT too! Heading out on the AT for a week has got to be an all time new excuse for covering up an affair. At least Sanford chose a healthy pursuit to cover-up for a less-than-healthy for your family and career pursuit.
Yep-another politician caught cheating on his wife. What a surprise! But what makes its worse here-it is another hypocritical Republican espousing family values then heading down the drunk frat boy highway. At least president Clinton never talked about family values, Gov Sanford you are a disgrace-and you had such a career ahead of you too. Didn't Eliot Spitzer's demise warn you enough to keep it zipped? Well at least your affair was with a woman. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay-it is just when a social conservative gets caught in a gay affair the hypocrisy level goes through the roof! So, Mark start singing-Don't cry for me Argentina- the truth is that I never hiked the AT- just did a little wango-tango in Buenois Aires and am now left with lots of bad air in the Palmetto State.
Hang your head in shame Sanford-maybe its time you did go hike the AT and do a lot of thinking while you are on the trail!