A Loo for Two

Here at the Loo for Two

There's always room for another to poo

So sit right down and shoot the breeze

While you take a dump right in front of me

We can talk about news, politics or sports

Just be sure when you're done-you pull up your own shorts

Here at the double seated crapper

I best be doing my business a whole lot faster

For peace of mind

For not being left behind!

(This dual dumper can be found in Stehekin Wa at the historic Buckner Orchard. Talk about those pioneers being a tight-knit bunch!)